I USED TO WONDER WHERE JOE BIDEN GOT ALL HIS CLIMATE CHANGE IDEAS... "My god! I must ban pencils as shapening creates pollution, which contributes to climate change!"; BUT NOW, I AM NO LONGER WONDERING... "Nah, tell him growing oregano increases CO2 emissions!"; "Leader, I told Biden to ban the color turquoise next. Should we tell him toasters increase holes in the ozone layer?"