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Probably the only time I’m gonna trust y’all. I’m desperate at this point and I’m tired of being single for 13+ consecutive year

Probably the only time I’m gonna trust y’all. I’m desperate at this point and I’m tired of being single for 13+ consecutive year | ALRIGHT Y’ALL, I NEED RELATIONSHIP ADVICE. I’M TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND, BUT I’VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE. WHAT CAN I DO? | image tagged in i dunno man seems kinda gay to me | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
282 views 11 upvotes Made by anonymous 1 year ago in LGBTQ
31 Comments
0 ups, 1y
idk i never tried to get a gf bc thats gay and im straight
0 ups, 1y
Look just because I dated a dude doesn't mean I know how I got him
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Why do you want to get a gf?
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
because I want to?
Is there a problem?
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
No I've just heard many stories of people getting into romantic relationships because of peer pressure and it not turning out well so I wanted you to clarify your motivation
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
It's not by peer pressure, I just wanted to get into one so I would know how it went.
like my friends ask me for romantic advice.
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0 ups, 1y
Alrighty then, first off it's not really dating until high school. This is more of the trial run or practice. So don't overthink it
1 ensure your crush is gay or whatever is necessary to like you.
2 make sure you are a good match, if you don't know each other well enough or have fought in the past don't try it
3 Having common interests is good,
find out what she likes
4 Get to know them a little more
5 depending on the nature of this you may more or may not want to "ask her out "
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0 ups, 1y
If you want to do it that way I would do it in person when they are in a good mood
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
do you happen to have a crush that you know well

a crush you don't know could cause problems
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
If you do, and they happen to be single, make sure they check the following boxes:

-Single or Polyamorous
-Kind Enough (doesn't have to be outgoing, as long as they don't put others down)
-Good judge of character (has nice enough friends)
-Loyal

If they check all of these, then they are a choice that will be less probable to break your heart.
0 ups, 1y
Next, time to confess.
If you aren't head over heels in love with them, make sure to tell them that, but in a nice way, like "Just so you know, i'm not extremely into you, but i'd like to give love a try with you".
Adding stuff like your sexuality isn't a bad idea either.

-Slip a note somewhere only they will find it (personally, this is cliched but it might work)

-Just ask them out (Doesn't have to be a five star dinner, just ask it they would like to hang, maybe
grab some lunch at a cafe or something

-Or some crap like that (I highly recommend the second that one)
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0 ups, 1y
Well, HE actually asked ME, soooooo
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
wait r u saying ur like an adult? because that’s different than the advice i can give
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
no---
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y
ok good
i can help then
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
3 replies
When you say 13 consecutive years I'm assuming you're an adult?? Like, 30s?? Because if you're 13 that's way too young to be dating, darlin
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
I mean I started dating my gf at 12 sooooo
0 ups, 1y
same-
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y
no. it means ive never been in one.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Too young?! my mom had a boyfriend in kindergarten!
And my sister had one in 1st!
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
just because you can, doesnt mean you should. there are girls in my grade with literally 12 wives and im fine with gay, but is TOO FRICKING GAY.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
BITCH WTF
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
are u calling me one, or the girls in my grade?
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y
those people
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y
TO CLEAR THINGS UP, I AM NOT AN ADULT!
At the end of the image, I said, "I have never been in a relationship before."
0 ups, 1y
Ever heard of an M4?
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0 ups, 1y
Can't help ya. sorry mate
0 ups, 1y
Lol don't ask me
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Talk with gays honestly my first gf and the one i currently have i sat with in class and talked to a lot and they asked me out just be nice if you like someone talk with them a lot
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
all of my friends are gay.
0 ups, 1y
Thats a great start lol almost same
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