Lays halloween costume

Oooh spoopy

Vampire lay!!

(lay is dangling from Astra's arm while trying to tie it)

Astra: you do acknowledge I don't have blood, right?

Lay: wif don yof av ood

Astra: I'm a robot! Why WOULD I have blood?

Lay: ife ave ood

Astra: ... W H A R

Lay: *starts bleeding and stops biting*

AAAHH NOO

Astra: H O W

Lay: AHHH HELP

*Astra takes off a small chunk of nanotech and puts it over the hole to seal it*

*she realizes that it’s too viscous to be blood*

Astra: ... you're trolling me, aren't you.

Lay: I think he was using nano bots

Lay: *pulls out a ketchup bottle with a huge grin*

Lay: hehhehehehehhwehhehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehheeheh
*nips her arm*

*Astra spins around really fast and lay loses his grip*

Lay: *is sad because it was a playful nip*

Astra: :(

Lay: *starts breaking down*

(As in robot way not crying*

Astra: -_-

*She puts her hand on him and parts begin coming back together*

Lay: Oh, sorry about that I’ve been a little weak ever since that battle with ripley

(Also he wasn’t broken apart his body was just freaking out)

Astra: if we have to rebuild you again you're getting rebuilt with some omega alloy. Not whatever this stuff Larry is using