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beautiful bad poem | SPONGEBOB HURT HIS KNEE, AND REALIZED HE'LL DIE IN THE SEA.

PATRICK LOOKED AT THIS AND SAID, HE THINKS SPONGEBOB WILL SOON BE DEAD.

SQUIDWARD LAUGHED AT THIS REALIZATION, AND ENJOYED WHEN HE GOT AN INVITATION.

TO WHAT, YOU MAY BE ASKING, WAS THE PARTY? SPONGEBOB'S CREMATION, HOW FUNNY.
MR. KRABS CRIED THAT SPONGEBOB WILL DIE, SOON TO BE USED TO CLEAN TOWERS.

BUT SPONGEBOB KNEW, THAT AFTER THIS, GARY WILL SOON DEVOUR.

AS SPONGEBOB TOOK HIS FINAL BREATH, HIS FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALIKE.

CRIED KNOWING SPONGEBOB WAS REALLY GOOD WITH A KNIFE.

IN HIS GRAVE, UNDERNEATH THE BIKINI BOTTOM SIGN.
NEVER SEEN AGAIN, THEY WORLD HAD THEIR FEELINGS UNALLIGNED. 

THIS IS THE TALE OF SPONGEBOB, OVER 20 YEARS OLD.

FOREVER, LITTLE KIDS HEARD THIS STORY HAS BEEN TOLD. "THE DEATH OF SPONGEBOB"
WRITTEN BY ME; THE END :D | image tagged in spongebob | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
866 views 31 upvotes Made by LiamComix 1 year ago in Dark_humour
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3 ups, 1y
canon
3 ups, 1y
What and why
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1 reply
You are a poetic genius, write some more poems
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
lol thx
1 up, 1y,
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i did this for ela class lol the teacher loved it XD
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I wrote 2 poems and showed them to my english teacher, my poems are Dumb Philosophy and Thy Modern Music Suck. My teacher thought they were hilarious
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yes yes very good :)
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do you want me to take a screenshot of my poems and show them to you
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
meh sure y not
1 up, 1y,
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Heres my Thy Modern Music suck poem:

Thy modern music suck

I want to throw Taylor Swift albums into the muck

Thy modern music is trash

For listening to it gives me a rash

Okay enough ryming.

Thy reasons why tist modern music sucks is in plenty

For example music made after the begining of the third millanium sounds laik screaming choking on crap while drowning

Songs by Justin Bieber are like a bullet piercing my ear drums causing my head emmence pain.

For I simply wish that music can be great again because that would be a gain

Most of the greatest compositions were created in thee 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's

While modern music makes me want to cook a Swifty and feed it to a Florida man

In thy conclusion. Thy modern music sucks for a mt. evereest of reasons

For if thy reader of this poem likes modern music

May god have mercy on their souls if they even get to keep them.
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Taylor swift is the best
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1 reply
Listen to Earth Wind and Fire and your opinion shall be changed
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Nah, I'm good with Taylor Swift
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1 reply
also listen to Electic light orcastra
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Never heard of that
1 up, 1y
Heres my Dumb Philosophey poem:

Philosohey is a word of many recipies

Each with a twist of various sauces and spices

Various chefs of philophey have walked the rock called earth

Such as Shrek with his dish of Isolationism with a side of onions and Mario with his dish of communism and spagetti theory

Many flavors of philosphey exist some taste bad, others good, but theres no Gorden Ramsey to judge the dishes of philoshpey, only we the diners can.

I myself have been cooking with philosophey and questions about our world

Such as if i were to get hit by a train would i feel pain? think about it the force of the train would kill you instanly without you feeling pain but the injorys sustened would cause pain if you lived long enough, Id say this is a dark dish indeed

Another dish of philophical questions i have is why is the Legend of Zelda called the Legend of Zelda called that when Link is the main character and Zelda is just the princess, Id say this is just a dish about a video game.

In conclusion Philosophey is a word of many recipies with there ideas of a perfect meal for socity some are good, others are crap but theres no Gordon Ramsey to judge them, only we the diners can decide

But hey, this is just a stupid poem about Dumb Philosophey.

Good night, sleep tight and dont let the bad chefs of philosphey bite because they will cook you in there stew.

There thats my poem, what do you think
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1 reply
actully il just type them
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
lol cool
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What do you think of my poems
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
genius XD
2 ups, 1y
should I write more
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
you should definitely write more
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yeah i should
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one of the most stupid noredink questions relating to spongebob was him finding his remote in the microwave

who the heck is dumb enough to put an electronic in the microwave
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hey dont be mad it's not your fault nickelodeon is running out of ideas after 20 fricking years
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SPONGEBOB HURT HIS KNEE, AND REALIZED HE'LL DIE IN THE SEA. PATRICK LOOKED AT THIS AND SAID, HE THINKS SPONGEBOB WILL SOON BE DEAD. SQUIDWARD LAUGHED AT THIS REALIZATION, AND ENJOYED WHEN HE GOT AN INVITATION. TO WHAT, YOU MAY BE ASKING, WAS THE PARTY? SPONGEBOB'S CREMATION, HOW FUNNY. MR. KRABS CRIED THAT SPONGEBOB WILL DIE, SOON TO BE USED TO CLEAN TOWERS. BUT SPONGEBOB KNEW, THAT AFTER THIS, GARY WILL SOON DEVOUR. AS SPONGEBOB TOOK HIS FINAL BREATH, HIS FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALIKE. CRIED KNOWING SPONGEBOB WAS REALLY GOOD WITH A KNIFE. IN HIS GRAVE, UNDERNEATH THE BIKINI BOTTOM SIGN. NEVER SEEN AGAIN, THEY WORLD HAD THEIR FEELINGS UNALLIGNED. THIS IS THE TALE OF SPONGEBOB, OVER 20 YEARS OLD. FOREVER, LITTLE KIDS HEARD THIS STORY HAS BEEN TOLD. "THE DEATH OF SPONGEBOB" WRITTEN BY ME; THE END :D