(Cremation means when you burn a dead person's body) (mod note: Thank you for the very helpful definition of cremation)

Aw.. wait they turn to ash later PERFECTLY COOKED MEAT WASTED!!!!!

hears my theory, every time your body shivers where your hair sticks up or smth like that, a alternate universe you has died/got injured

You have been pi years old before

:O

if a person dies and the burial location is later covered by farm fields, you could technically be eating dead people.

💀💀💀

If hitler was alive he'd run thousands of funeral homes lol, I've known this since 4th grade, and I'm in 9th

i did not need to know that

*Evil laughter*

There are approximately two billion children in the stomachs of cannibals right this second. I'm one of them

You’re the child or the cannibal

Why not both. Yes, I'm both the child and the cannibal.

Relatable

Address?

123 your mom street

what color is the house?

gray

during cremation, your teeth explode

There is a specific spider that, when it bites you, your p**is has an insanely long, painful erection that can last for hours. Also, 15% of the air you breathe in subway stations (not the food place) is made up of dead human skin cells.