Well shit. I randomly browse google and, somehow, the Devil always manages to find a way to bring shit up from my past. I wasn't willing to use ImgFlip until someone mentioned him. Alas, you give me hope that somehow my prayers have been answered.
I never knew Jaws that much on Discord until now that you've enlightened me. I still can't wrap my head around bullet point 4 (it's really 3 because you skipped number 3, but that's irrelevant). Wait, Spiza could have called the cops right away, or at least some other emergency service, instead of lamenting his alleged death over social media. Plus, Spiza was away when Jaws pledged suicide and arrived RIGHT WHEN he "killed" himself. Additionally---and I know this is shown in Point 5---Vexus wouldn't simply dismiss the matter had Jaws actually offed himself.
From what I understand, someone behind the Spiza account acted in accordance with Jaws to orchestrate that scene. The contributor in question is potentially his own boyfriend, Vexus, who may (and I say "may" because it's been two years since I left this site, so I might not be familiar with some of y'all) bear Spiza/SomePinkIdiot as an alt.
But whatever, just him being alive is a miracle despite his detestable attempt to deceive us. Bro should've just told us that he'd be taking a social media detox, but what do I know?
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