How To Be Black
1. Eat chicken
2. Live in the hood
3. Be a gangster
4. Eat watermelon
5. Drink Kool-Aid
6. Drink Grape Soda
7. Eat BBQ potato chips
8. Eat Sunflower Seeds
9. Read Ebony Magazines
10. Buy a Chris Rock DVD called Bigger and Blacker
11. Use Magnum Condoms
12. Use Newport Cigarettes
13. Eat a rack of ribs
14. Buy a recipe for cornbread
15. Drink Malt Liquor