Bros desperate :[]

I'd do that too! I already have

LMFAO

But you could also just use your fist or arm, would be much easier / bigger

"Meme making machine" and all he does is repost other people's memes, including yours

having a portal gun would make it much easier to rape children

It works perfectly! my butt is just an little bit sore...

I agree with Stone.

The logistics of that don’t make sense. You’d basically be stuck with your own dick in your ass. Every time you tried to thrust the you on the other side of the portal would also move back because… well… you’d have to use some other method.