He paused long enough to process what had just happened and then raged at me like his soul was on fire

ONE TIME SOME LADY'S PURSE DOG SNARLED AND BARKED AT ME AND I RESPONDED BY COOING "OH, YOU'RE SUCH A CUTE BOY"; THE LOOK OF ABSOLUTE RAGE ON HIS FACE MADE ME REALIZE HOW DEEPLY I OFFENDED HIM DON'T PATRONIZE LITTLE DOGS THEIR LIVES SUCK HARD ENOUGH ALREADY