Thats me

I identify as a candle because i smell good, brun on the inside, and if you leave me alone long enough i might burn your house down.

Burn*

I don’t eat microwave meals. I prefer fresh meat.

Ayo what the f-

not that kind of horn, the one that makes a loud sound

You have a horn, like, a VIKING HORN ?

A train horn like this one

Ooh nice

yep it make a loud but satifying sound

same

Why is this so relatable?