Get ready, beacuse they will get into your house.

Well, guess I have to give N all my weapons.

W-WHAT!?

I’m in danger! :D

GO GET A WEAPON!

I’ve got a baby dog, don’t worry ;)

Probably N would hug him

Definitely, I think he is right now, lemme check- yep, and V’s trying to find a way to stop him XD- anyways, back into hiding from them.

N stole my dog-

Oh my god, why you let to stole your dog!

I have 7 cats! He took them too…

One of them is fat and hates mondays and he even try to attack those evil machines

XD

Probably explains for the Chris Pratt version

Legends say that Garfield was never found, likely killed himself out of N excessivley petting him.

Garfield got kidnapped too

N is the only one allowed in my house

Why is there banging at my door
WHY IS THERE BANGING AT MY DOOR

They're here

O h N o

Ima give N a uzi plushie, what gonna happen?

He will hug it and goes away with your Uzi plush.

and what happens if I show him this scene? https://i.imgflip.com/85t00z.jpg

50% would be blushed
49% probably he will tell why they do that in the scene
1% he kisses you in your mouth and feeling romantical

OH CRAP DON'T TELL ME HE'S GAY

He's not doing SAY GEX with people, the 1% is so impossible to get so don't be scared.

phew...

Wait, what the hell is supposed to happen?

They are going to kill you.

Oh.

Well f*ck I'm not prepared

Use some guns or bazooka or some knifes to kill them

I gotta bat ._.

Well that might work

It should at least reboot them