"DADGUMMIT!
IF YOU'RE FIXIN' TO TOPPLE
ALL STATUES OF MY HIGHSCHOOL HERO
ROBERT E. LEE"; "I'LL EMAIL FAUCI, PUT YOU IN LOCKDOWN LIKE CHINA,
AND SAY THAT OXFORD, HARVARD, AND STANFORD DO NOT HIRE MAINSTREAM SCIENTISTS"; -ALLEGEDLY YOURS,
FRANCIS COLLINS, NIH DIRECTOR