Username checks out

Plus I die in space after discovering quantum stuff so that’s a cool way to go out

i die listening to tunes

by mine or someone elses

... cursed

I die by making funny memes? Guess by the time I reach 1m, I'll be dead...

i guess i die of a stroke

what will i die to then

someone presses keys on the top row of their keyboard. this for whatever reason causes you to spontaneously combust

what the

Qhar

Ah. Crap.

wait like f**ked to death or they shoot you?

It's how you die

No I mean what does the kid do to you

Your name is child_0

Kills me

I die when someone say fak u to me

A new friend is still a new friend, no matter if they kill me.

I die of laughter after reading the funniest username in the world like that one monty python sketch