gonna cry?

Your too late collector

Collector: I've managed to make phantom depict himself as the soyjack

Collector: FOOL! I HAVE THE DELETE COMMENT OPTION!

Phantom: You dare run away like a coward instead of fighting me?! (he is unaware if they were to fight phantom would have the air beaten out of him in 0.06 seconds)

Collector: you think I'd run? I could kill you in several thousand ways in about 3 seconds. I have no reason to fear you.

But you have plenty of reason to fear THIS

*puts hand on delete comment button*

Phantom: several thousand ways in 3 seconds? huh, you sound pretty cocky for someone who’s saved the universe several times. And it’s not like i’m afraid of death. I’ve died like 7 times already.

Collector: let's see if you're still talking sh*t when you've died seven THOUSAND times.

Phantom: yea- wait what the hell

Collector: I'll give you a choice here. Depict me as the Chad, and yourself as the soyjack, or else you're gonna be far too familiar with this blade.

“no!!! you can’t just do that! that’s blackmail!!!!1!”
“ok”

Collector: *evil grin*

phantom: welp uhm uhh there’s no point in living only to die again in like 8 or so days so uhh bye

“I’ve used the power of creation to portray you as the soyjak and me as the chad”