What have you done private

!?!

I am taking a test in history and I saw this image and laughed my ass off

Let me guess: The test was about WW2?

ayo

Your honor, my client pleads oopsie-daisy.

No. Your honor, he's committed arson, vehicular manslaughter, r*pe, verbal harassment, and still pleads an "oopsie-daisy." With all do respect your honor, HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND?

Your honor, my client was high off of cocaine that the defendant made him sniff.
So high, he pulled an Aimo Koivunen and did that blacked out.

Shut. Your Honor, please, he's lying. I would never do that to a cute, harmless, cuddly, (tasty), or innocent penguin. HE LITERALLY PLANNED THE PRESIDENT'S ASSASSINATION! He's guilty, oh and the coke you saw on his belly was from his ex who made him sniff that stuff to get him arrested. Not me.

Your Honor, please. Yes, he did it. Again, he didn't meant to! And by your ruling in Unnamed Man v. State of New Mexico, you ruled in favor of a man WHO LITERALLY CREATED PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINATIONS WHILE HIGHER THAN MY CLIENT. So, yes, he did it. Did he try? He doesn't know, he only knows he came from Antarctica and three other penguins were with him at some point.

That’s why he’s my favorite character

My role model!

we are learning about the cold war

Comrade Private

They don't call him Private for nothing

nahhhhhh