I never play with voice chat. I imagine their surprised faces when they see me kill the entire enemy team.

i wanna be that guy lmao
like, i would play silent, maybe text chat with them occasionally, and when they ask me to mic up i open my phone and blast them with eurobeat lol

The one time I'd ever turn on my mic is to blast some random music

Lol

i must upvote this.

I dont use pub mics so that they don't know my plans

Why does this look a bit like the old Dust II from the old CS games. Is it just me?

That is me, I will never use VC, but depending on how long I've played the game, I can/will destroy you.