"Colt, be civilized!"

Tech-Entrepreneurship Epic How-To Jumpscare :>

Informative 👍

I got a lot more where that came from if you want 'em :>

sure

Here's a masculine self-improvement guide I wrote :>

:>👍

very civilized

I also wrote a high-income digital-skills guide, too :>

Wanna learn how to disappear for 90 days and emerge 10 years ahead? :>

Oh, okay.

:>

Yis

*pat pat*

hehehehaw

lol

lmai

yes

sey

sure

Oki

Now what?

o' dankly of the kitchen, what is your wisdom?

*distant screeching*

?

Me: such wisdom

Yes

Indeed

Mhmm

ha

he

yas

(Dankly is Canon to be a ghost in some of mine and umbrelphox last RPs)

so like, ded or nah?
also YOU STILL TALK TO UMBDF?!

No sadly

unfortunate

Yah

As in ghost

Makes sense

but when he was a rowlet. it was delicious

I just bite on cookies leaves ;p

ahhh

I'm gonna go try to get one of archers leaves/feathers

Splendid, shall I assist?

...
...
...
so much fire

Mmm... I thought I destroyed the kitchen faster >:p

it was archer

yes

I got the leaf/feather

iiiiiiiiiiiiiii

dunno

Darn

oof

Sad

Zad

Indeed

Gud shall we make some tea? >:3

sounds good

-goes to kitchen-

*looks like a funking apocolapes/

*Colt proceeds to wreck the kitchen so bad it looks 240p*
My sister said I should stay out of the kitchen... i never listen to her :p

*THE dankly*

> *appears*
> *screams for 12 seconds*
> *vanishes*

truly a dankly moment of all time

That is definitely him

absolutely

Such wisdom in such a cutie

Exquisite

would the fruit of stars like some tea?

Colt: excuse me good madam what did ya just call me?

=3

Sure

I see you like

Leafeon tea the best

but, rowlet tea

Ah you might have a point, has archer ever made it?

the decidueye. he's too busy being edgy