they sleep

roses are red
a chick makes a peep
I has all da eevees
and now we shall sleep

Good one!

Umbreon is still awake because they're nocturnal

Attention to detail go brrrrrrr

How do you know they're nocturnal? What canon source is there that says that?

Pretty much every pokedex entry and it's dark typing

Ah ok.

as someone who has an umbreon, i can confirm

CUTE!

That's literally me keeping all the eevee evolutions

dis is me

https://i.imgflip.com/7zcxmz.gif

I was thinking that...

idk why but i feel like an umbreon jolteon hybrid