use ur best pic up line

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

1. the sparkle in your eyes are so bright the stars must be jealous

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

best one so far 🍪

can i get some milk

🥛

I look good in red
but i'd look better in you

Roses are red
I want you to remember
That you are the reason
I lost No Nut November

you're welcome