funny if u dont know the context

she looking dusty

thats why he wants u to be his vacuum
u can breath in his dust

but does he want to be my ford cortina

will he never rust?

do i like my coffee hot?
or will he be my coffee pot?

will he call the shots ?

he just wants to be mine

were the secrets in his heart harder to hide than he thought?

does he just want to be mine, want to be mine, want to be miiiiiiine?

maybe he wants to be ur leccy meter

?

dw

.

i thought u went to go take a nap?

nu uh I lied and said I was gonna take a nap but I was actually about to play videogames and I just didnt f**kign know how to continue the convo and so I said I was gonna take a nap to have an excuse to just not reply to not seem like a jerk

u could have said u were gonna play video games 😭

awe, how abt the first one?

sure why not just bought it

niceee

welp
how was video games

Fun

thats gooddd

yeah should I play bloons td 6 or tf2 nexrt

idk what the first one is lol

Game where you pop balloons with monkeys

ohhh ok
idk lol

me neither thats why im asuking u :sob:

nah all this alex turner love going too far sally 💀💀

lmaooo noooo hes cute thoo
not that pic of him but like yk

Nuh uh I'm a guy

L

Im an l for being a guy?

for not being my vacuum cleaner

Oh okay
I will if you pay me

2 cents

great how does 2 cents an hour sound?

More than I get payed at my home. Sounds good

wow thats awesome 😃

Ill be a vaccuum forever

wow i made a good investment, hiring u

Yuh

wonderful, ur hired!

Hurray

even better, have all my money

Which is how much

like 3 dollars

More than I ever had 😍

: )

(:

When do i start my shift

rn lmao

*Barges through your door*

gah dayum

*Becomes vacuum cleaner*

i love smileyss

Interesting to know for my vaccuuming profession

amazing!!
have an extra cent

Yippee

lmaooo yep

Do you like baguette

yea sure

*bonks you with baguette*

wow that an amazing experience 🤩

fr (where is this going lmao)

(i have no idea 😭)

(Itd be better to memechat lmao)

wait yo wdymmm

What do you think I mean. Move to memechat instead of a comment section

uh okk

good job! *pays 4 cents*

YESS

Are you mr beast or smth

yes 🤩

Wowsers

yesss

Im probably not gonna stop

lmaoo 3 cents now

How long should I be a vaccuum cleaner

until u start hating ur job

Okay

*proceeds to do my job*

Hurray!

yeaa