HOW EVERY BLACK GANSTA RAPPER DESCRIBES WHITE JOB INTERVIEWS; "And you can sleep with any female staff."; "We only hire white males and the pay is $1,400 an hour, plus bonuses."; "Will I still get 75 days of PTO a year?"; AND HOW WHITE JOB INTERVIEWS ACTUALLY WORK; "Don't make eye contact with me pervert!"; "But I have a double Masters degree in this field!"; "I'm afraid we intend to fill this role with a diversity candidate. Good luck on your other applications."