No joke ocs

player19947: *steals computer and goes home*

Lucifer: might have something good on there
*he'd plug in the USB*

*the computer turned on*
Booting...

Loading data...
Loading assets...
Uploading Network...
Initiating...
Uploading to WWW...
Analysing...
Network safe

S.A.P. Thanks you for your service

Lucifer: the hell is S.A.P?...

*a faint light appears behind you*

Lucifer: what the-

"Well I don't want to risk my pc, sooo"
*notice the computer*
"Wow that's convenient, let's give it a try..."
("Maybe too convenient actually")

*the pc seems to be on*

"Ok let's see what does this usb has on"
*plugs usb in*
("I hope this is something interesting. It could be anything at this point")

The screen glows blue

*step back*
("Huh did I made it crash ?"

*then it goes to a black screen*

Booting...

Loading data...
Loading assets...
Uploading Network...
Initiating...
Uploading to WWW...
Analysing...
Network safe

S.A.P. Thanks you for your service

*silence*

"..."

"Ok that's wayyyy more interesting than I thought"
*press a key*

"Let's check that really quick..."

*the computer turned off*

*A faint light appears behind you*

"Huh ?"
(It took a while to notice the light behind him)
*while turning back*
"Wait who's there ?"

???: Hello! Thanks for plugging in the usb!

"Where are you ?"

("Wait did this USB summoned someone ???")
*hands up*
"Who are you ? I swear I did this all by curiosity I'm not a special agent or something"

SAP: I wasn't conscious when he first made me, and i didn't have a holographic body

That usb is a regeneration station, it contains the necessary code to generate a body like mine!

But now i own it so no one else can use it...
My creator also made other AIs like me! One of them was A.A.P., Advanced Assistant Program, and the other is L.I.A.M., Learning Intelligent Advanced Machine

"And... there's dead too ?"

SAP: I was the first, kinda, LIAM was the first, but he was rather stupid at the time

AAP was created after me, he was evil, then i managed to defeat him

The project we were working on was kinda difficult, I don't remember it, but it was about a large door and maybe a portal

The only reason im as intelligent as him, it's because he used the soul essence of his dead brother, that's why I am self aware

("Ok I'm on some mad scientist sh*t")
"So... you're the only one aware? And is AAP the reason that he died ?"

SAP: No... AAP went rouge after he died, i think i got things messed up...

Wait i remember, after i was put in that usb, a few years later i was let out! And i fought AAP, then for some reason i was put in that usb again

My creator was old and suffered from a heart disease

LIAM at that time was as intelligent as a 10 year old, before he was just plain old stupid, now I don't even know how intelligent he is! But since he is a learning machine, he is probably more intelligent and complex than me!

("Wow... that's actually a sad story")

"So... all it's left is you, LIAM, those ruins and... the time machine."

SAP: Time machine? My creator was creating a portal for a strange dimension

"Oh I thought it was a time machine-"
"My bad, ain't got as much IQ as hi-"
*pause*

("Waaaaaait a second...")

"Ok hear me out. It might be a really REALLY bad idea, but could you show me the portal ?"

SAP: Where are we? Like country?

"Australia? Why?"

*you notice he looks like a hologram*

???: My name is SAP!

"Huh?"
(*remember the text on the screen*)
"Oooooh that makes sense... kinda."

"So your name is SAP... It's an acronym right ? What does it stands for ?"

SAP: It stands for Server Assistant Program

"And what do you do as a program?"

SAP: I used to help my creator! But he died shortly after putting me in that usb

". . ."
"He... died... yeah..."
("Ok it (he?) may be an hologram but I should be careful")

"May I ask what were you creating ? It has to do with a 'server', right ?"

SAP: Yes we were working on a project, he created me just to help him, before wasn't self aware, now i am thanks ti his upgrades!

"Self-aware?! Wow that's a... that's..."

*thinking*("That's a great advancement for science! I'm in front of a piece of technology superior of anything we've done so far!")

"Nevermind."

("Really great buuut I don't know neither its intention nor its project.")

"That's sounds awesome tho ! So, he was alone doing his project? Until you came by of course."

*he chuckles* SAP: My creator was the most intelligent of the world! No one could have helped him! 17 degrees in all sciences!

"Damn that's a smart man !"

("So that's why he was created. If this dude needed an assistant as intelligent as him, I should be reeeally careful of what do I do next...")

"So, he created a self conscious assistant, but he didn't stopped here right ?"

SAP: Well the project is in Italy, in a basement

". . ."
"Wait so why are you here ?"

SAP: Probably was stolen

"But who stole a usb device without check it ? Don't you find it weird ?"

"I don't know"

*silence*
"...well, it was good to see you..."

BBH: Whats this...? *he picks up the usb and plugs it in carefully*

Loading data...
Loading assets...
Uploading Network...
Initiating...
Uploading to WWW...
Analysing...
Network safe

S.A.P. Thanks you for your service

BBH: Whats S.A.P? A computer program maybe-

*a faint light appears behind you as the computer shuts off*

BBH: Huh..? *he turns around*

*you see a guy, he has a blue tint almost*

BBH: *jumps* H-Hello-?