Cat

Why smash yourself
That would be incest

Masturbation*

True

Like putting your own sperm into yourself by f**king the person with the same genes and everything as you

Shoving your own dick in yo mouth?

Not necessarily
Wait
Maybe
I’m not sure

wawa tf is this

💀

ive lost hope in you

Whyyyyyy

your being disgusting

Bro I’m literally joking
Did you not see the post about me being asexual??

no i didn't

Oh 💀

ok

Fr

[Intro]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of UNDERTALE
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my UNDERTALE

[Verse 1]
I fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bones

[Pre-Chorus]
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all

[Chorus]
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
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[Bridge]
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my UNDERTALE

[Verse 2]
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose
Now watch me move, I won’t stop, I’m feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara’s my coach, all these monsters I will poach

[Pre-Chorus]
Screw being pacifist
I think I’ll use my fists
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all

[Chorus]
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

[Bridge]
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
Open the door, to humanity’s realm
Start a new war, humans overwhelm
[Chorus]
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

f**king selfcest wtf

It’s a go***mn joke 😭
Also that would be called masturbation

ik
but ive heard it called selfcest when you actually f**k yourself

Impossible though

I'm gonna need some evidence.

Stfu

Sorry, ma'am.

Bwuh

I want to say things that wouldn't make the ethics committee happy

…

Lmaooo

proof? (/j)

GOOMPA??)

IM KOKING

you're koking?
kinda hit ngl

hot*

😳

you're hot
wait i mean

you too

😳😳😳😳‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

😍😍😍🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

🍷🦅

fancy eagle (a bird crashed against the window)

Dm me (/j)