not the place for this, you f**king flaccid spoon
you absolute toilet tipper
you blemish on an already imperfect earth
you f**king have wooden legs with real feet
you were born a few months late because when your mom was giving birth to you and the doctor saw your face for the first time, he stopped saying "PUSH!" and started saying "PULL!"
you like school uniforms because you're too afraid of people who live differently than you
you prayed for God to make you color blind because you hate the rainbow so much
you automatically dig tunnels when you get close to the ground because not even the earth's crust wants to be around you
you're worthless, and you'll die alone
you saw two bugs f**king on the sidewalk, assumed they were both male, and crushed them with a cross while screaming "HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN"
you look like Donkey Kong's mentally disabled rival, "King K. Loseminded"
you probably need help spelling "The"
you probably tried saying "L" in a real fight once, and proceeded to get your skull dented more than it already is
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