Erm well actually no cause to be straight just means you like the opposite gender and aren’t interested in the same gender
It has nothing to do with teasing and shit
So if you are straight that means you are NOT thinking about guys dicks or asses. That means dicks and asses are a tease. To be teased by something is gayer than to actually interact with it. So if this theory is correct, a man getting pounded by another man is straighter than a man in the same room ignoring the situation.