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Joke political compass memes: activate | BOOZE POLITICAL COMPASS; SCHNAPPS. COUNTS AS A MEDICAL ELIXIR SO YOU CAN STILL GET WASTED WHILE PRETENDING TO BE TEE TOTAL LIKE YOUR HERO! 6 DOLLAR A LITTER VODKA. PROBABLY MADE FROM POTATOES. BOURBON. UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE LAST BOTTLE SO THE PRICE JUST DOUBLED... WEED FLAVORED WINE. HILARIOUSLY CONTAINS NO WINE OR MARIJUANA. STILL COST 89 DOLLARS... | image tagged in political compass,stop it get some help,booze | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I like sweet things, but Schnapps sounds like the type you remember the taste more from it puking up through your nose that time when you were 15 and should have known better. Never tried it, obviously, but I can feel it.

Vodka - is potato. It soley exists because Russians don't have enough qualities to be laughed at.

If I see another '420' leaf on something I might consider getting me a gun license. And a shotgun. Strictly for decorative puposes, natch.

Bourbon.
I like my whiskey straight, room temp.
Sadly I no longer imbibe, but I do sniff drinks. I miss red wine, Guinness, and Whiskey the most. Good thing is, when you inhale whiskey, the fumes fill your nasal passages just like when drinking it, so it's almost like cooking my guts nicely all over again. Whiskey is beautiful. Whiskey is great. I wanna snort some now.
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Scotty with Scotch | 14 YEAR OLD SCOTCH, ONE OF THE FEW THINGS ME AND MOONIE ACTUALLY AGREE ON... | image tagged in scotty with scotch | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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