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"Was just watching Mike Pence make up stories about me, which are absolutely false. I never said for him to put me before the Constitution--I don't talk that way, and wouldn't even think to suggest it."; -Donald J. Trump trying to force the narrative of what Mike Pence said about him. SO WHO YA GONNA BELIEVE, FOLKS? ...OR A RELIGIOUS WEIRDO SO STRAIGHT-LACED HE WON'T BE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN A ROOM WITH A WOMAN WHO ISN'T HIS WIFE? A DERP WHO GOT CAUGHT MAKING 30,573 FALSE OR MISLEADING CLAIMS DURING HIS PRESIDENCY...
