Are you ready to get beat?

luckily I HATE fortnite so I don't need to worry about urges

apparently if, on top of that, you scream "AMONG US BALLS" 420 times you will also wake up in a strange place called "the orphanage"

So that’s how I ended up here

And if you scream "DEEZ NUTS" 69 times your dad will leave to get the milk.

on top of that, if you start shitting in the sink, your "dog" will go for a walk with you and then proceed to get run over violently by an eighteen wheeler. It won't die until they back up to look at the speed bump.

Then, if you scream "Fat by Weird Al Yankovic" at the top of your lungs at 3am in the orphanage, you will fall asleep and wake up in a strange place known as "Florida".

then if during a florida man ritual you start chanting ancient tunes such as "fortnite skibi toilet" in a desperate attempt to resurrect your dog, you will be chained up with a tarp and 2 concrete blocks and sent to the bottom of a weird hole called "the mariana trench". additionally, you will be kept alive so you can fully witness the horrors around you.

Then, if you try to escape the weird hole, you will close your eyes, and when you open them you will be in a strange place known as the "nightmare realm" run by an evil dorito known as "Bill Cipher".

if you cross the dorito, your dead dog will meet you in the nightmare realm just to be brutally run over by a tanker truck again.

And if you manage to rescue your dog from death by eighteen wheeled truck, you will die and wake up in a strange place known as "Hell".

if you attempt to escape hell, satan will have your ashes quicker than your dad left you after the DEEZ NUTS incident.

What

This is the best thing I've seen all morning. "Your mom" is no one to mess with, on God.

On God

On God

try it at 2am

No way! Thanks for the tip

If you say “har” 3 times then you will be foxy

lmaoooo

The mysterious figure called “your mom” is literally just your actual mom and yes I know that is true cuz you’re screaming and it’s midnight

🤓

I LOVE FORTNITE I LOVE FORTNITE I LOVE FORTNITE

I DIDNT KNOW

Ima try it

whatever you do. don't.

jokes on you, my mom lives abroad

face the facts, fortnite aint that bad.