c'mon man

Damn did Moses part your hair?

LMAOOOOOO

Lmao bros dead

You're so ugly your ears filed for divorce

LMAOOOO

You look like the word Equivalent

bro really got the { hairline

You look like you work at Taco Bell and are in charge of taking the trash out

He looks like a mildly depressed guy from the renaissance age but with modern day shirt on.

I don’t think even God flooding the earth with rain could rehydrate the pork rinds you call a face

you want my comeback? wipe it off your moms teeth

he don't have a mom.

Yeah cuz she choked on my big dick

Bro, no, that's literally not your real face. You just stole someone else's, put it on YOUR body, and now you're trying to fool us into thinking that face belongs to YOU. Not gonna happen.

Man, it’s gonna be an expensive taxi ride across you forehead.

I can say anything about you because you cut your ears off.

I’m sorry

Bro what’s his Twitter username

(JOKE)

Damn bro, I've seen newborns with better attempts at facial hair than you

Bro’s elbow is bent like stretch armweak

Damn, the kid from sharkboy and lavagirl's mugshot

I dont wanna be rude or anything but I can make a whole 'nother earth on that forehead

Your head looks like a vertical Popeyes biscuit

where'd the "viewers discretion advised" tag go

This ain’t the Great Depression, so head on back to the 1930s.

you look like you live in a blockbuster

Bros hairline be lookin like the McDonald's logo

Bro looks like he spends his free time slamming his face into walls

bluds forehead is so wide people use it as a f**king bench

Pre Malone

blud who kidnapped you and took you to a salon