It's not my joke, came from a member of 'sickipedia' when the site was worth going to. His moniker was Stallion. He posted some excellent jokes on there.
I CALLED THROUGH TO MY GIRLFRIELD ASKING HER IF SHE HAD A NEWSPAPER; SHE SAID 'DON'T BE OLD FASHIONED, USE MY IPAD'; THAT SPIDER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT IT!
