Really if you fill the glass to the half then it's half full and if you drink it to the half it's half empty

that's literally my answer

Just fill the glass back to full
then we got no problem

i say half full

IT'S WATER

*pees in the glass*

Nuh uh, the glass is half empty if it's being emptied and it's half full if it's being filled 🤓

Dog: The glass is fully empty

... because I drank it.

Well, if the glass had root beer in it, for me it would be "empty."

NO ROOT BEER! NO ROOT BEER NO! NO ITS SO MUCH ROOT BEER NO!

lol

that glass is half full!

meanwhile i'm a pessimist and yet i say the glass is half full because "half empty" makes no fricking sense

I would be honored if i could have a memechat with you