I know where another nut is…

That's it, I'm bolting outta here.

screw it

i know what that screw goes in

That nail looks like a lug

Pad-Lock the door and run

he's not wrong.

When can I see the nut get nailed?

on the dark web, you'll see enough nuts get nailed

*Both look at the screw* "And you are screwed! For making that joke. *Both approach him ominously.*

"Oh, yeah? Well, screw you!"

Little do they know that almonds aren't nuts

I would be honored if i could have a memechat with you