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kek

*impotant mod biznuss
Fixed it for you.

Wait, you unbanned, BM?

Sez who?

Me

You sez wrong.

B-but Iz sayz it! Howz can iz be wrongz???

Sadge

BIGLY sad

Aww, did triggered little Moonie rephrase what I said and claimed he said it 10yrs ago when he was 6?

Too bad I can't be arsed to read a 3rd rate wall of txt imitation of my own drivel.
But knowing that I touched a BIG nerve is all it takes to pull a Cheshire sized smile across my lips. So it's all good.

Cheer up, little fella, think of it this way - imagine if you DID know yer pa. How much worse could he not be than yer lame stand in fer a ma?

You read every single word.

I didn't read your spaghetti wall of text meme tho

Daddy issues, like Timber said you had.

Yer da doesn't sell Avon. He didn't leave for a pack of cigs and never came back. He didn't even leave a name behind at the pub so your mummzy could find him and take him to Maury.

When you look at a neo-Nazi Skin, what comes to mind, like always? Broken home, Council Estate Housing, drunken ma, no father. That's why you lot like Authoritarian types, dictators, tyrants. It's because you didn't have a daddy. It's a classic old trope - one borne out by facts, figures, and basic psychology.

Fastest growing religion in the UK is Islam. I don't mean from a steady infusion of immigants, but from conversion. And most of those converts? Girls. Teens, to be specific, early 20s too, young women. Native, btw, British Brits. Common denominator? You got it: broken home, poor, drunken ma, no father.

Islam provides a strick, rigid moral code, very male dominated. The Koran, unlike the Bible, is basically one long lecture. Not big on nifty parables and awesome legends and adorable miraculous myths to take what you can from them, just a basic how-to guide for living. That's the appeal of it to wayward youth with deep seated daddy issues in Britain. Same here in America to jailbird converts. It supplies the essence of the father them lost lot never had.

That's you. You're the lost. You're the hapless. You're the one they laughed at in school because you had no father. Hence the appeal of a Timber or an Olympian or a Vaga. We're the closest you can hope for finding a substitute for that which you never had

nor ever will,,,

*hugs*

Wow, and I mean WOW. Aren't you quite obsessed.

As I've said before, you project your insecurities onto me.

It's extraordinary how wrong you truly are.

For 5 years, 5 long loooong years I have humiliated you. I have beaten you at every single turn. And that enrages you, I drive you insane.

You hate me because I represent everything you hate and everything you wished you were.
You steal my lingo, my trolling style, my endurance because you wished you could have real power, MY power. The closest thing to control you will ever have.

Look at you, you're a supposed 50-something year old recluse from NYC who spends unhealthy amounts of time on Imgflip, endlessly arguing with strangers in a pathetic attempt at shaking your cock and feeling powerful. You spew word salad of pseudointellectual bile at your 'opponents' in an attempt to seem intellectually superior, its all a hard shell to encase a pathetic soft, insecure interior.

You got very uppity about me mentioning fathers. You must have had a pretty bad relationship with yours. You need a father figure in your life, so you attempt to mimic my trollage and take other younger, even more immature users under your wing. You desperately need to be the father you never had.
Deep down we both know that you view me as a surrogate father, because I am the only person in your whole life that have you any attention. The attention you are starved of.

You've stalked me for years, memorised lore that even I forgot about all to try and 'own' me. You make dozens of posts about me, day after day to prove that you are totally not obsessed or butthurt by me.

You're not angry at me, you're angry at yourself for both needing me and emulating me but also because you actually like me.

You can't hurt me Modda, you can't make me angry or upset over mean words on the internet. This is why I beat you, it's why I will ALWAYS beat you. I could teach you this power if you would stop denying your obsession with me and ask for my help.

Truth about you is... All you have is Imgflip, all you have is your anger and projection onto me. You act the tough guy who' not affected but you really are affected by me. You are a lonely, depressed, insecure, angry, obsessed, projecting shut in with no friends, no family and no life beyond the computer screen.

I know for a fact that I am the one man who really and I mean REALLY makes you angry, upset and enraged. And no amount of you ranting about stereotypical incel types and any other intellectualism will ever change the fact that I can see right through you.

If you want to be my friend, you only have to ask. *hugs back*

Your boss, BibbishBoreman, ain't combing back [see what I did there?]

Still stuck on Timber, eh? Added that screenshot to your web achive?

Daddy issues he said you have, right?
I'm sure that is but one of many fitting reasons for your insecurity fueled massive inferiority complex,,,

Your pain. My smile.

TL;DR
Go have your temper tantrum somewhere else ya big baby.

Toby doesn't like you either, Moonie? shocker.

You mad about me getting updoots. How sad.

OOPSIE DAISIE! Did I say, "family"? My bad ;p

More like I wrote every word.
That's the beauty of it, since you replicate all I say and do, I already know what you will copy/post. Between your oversensitivity, your delicate ego, and your need for fresh material, you've not only read and read it again, it's screenshotted and added to your archive collection of all that festers the inner sanctum of your lower digestive tract.

Anywayz, bedtime for me.
Do please post some more hair pulling fests hoping I might see the glorious shine of your tears pouring through when I log on this afternoon, fella.

toodles!

See, there you go again. Copying my every word then projecting. Is there a single original bone in your body?

My collection of screenshots will one day rival the sheer number of yours and that number is rising fast.

Explain to me how you're totally-not-butthurt again?

Moonzie, do you cry much knowing that yet again the question of unbanning your boss Toby is raised but the only one bringing your name up is me so I can rub your face in his gelatinous buttocks as they wander further into the sunset?

Why are you so insecure about me getting upvotes?
Is it because you have no friends? Because I've humiliated you for 5 years? Or both...

You're totally not upset, I totally believe you 😉

I reckon the Pugster ain't racking up the "yays" much,,,

No one wants him back. Oh well.

hahaha, poor Moonie got so burned with everyone calling Puggy his boss that not a pip from even him about his idol and mentor.
Daddy issues have their limits when a little wee lad wants everyone to look at how adorable his alts make his shiny shoes and spiffy bowtie look.

Glad to see Bibbish Boreman unblocked me, which he had done within a few days after signing up with the current edition, and as IG as well. In fact, IG blocked me despite the fact that I was agreeing with him on something, but his delicate posterior felt it was under seige by my overwhelming meanypants self,,,

Incognito mistakenly thought i cared about his opinion...

I didn't even know he was still active!
His 'replacement' streams have been very active.... with CreativeKid memes! Not even Moonie posts on his boss's streams.