Suggestions Please !

Probably for scratching up that couch instead of the scratching pole you gave them

Seems a little harsh as that what pets do ! :~)

He also has 15 terrorizm charges

Details please ! :~)

enthesis on rizz ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

He stole a cheeseburger 😏

:~)

He's a cat burglar

That's what I was going to entitle this one but I wondered if there a different crime ? :~)

Impersonating a furry?

Very good ! :~)

Squatting?

Illegal squatting ... Like it ! :~)

he is a war criminal

Purr-jury. Nailed it! :)

Nailed it ! :~)

I feel an acquittal is on the way ! :~)

Otherwise i will call for.. Actio non datur non damnifi-cat-o. I looked up a whole load of legal terms :~]

Translation for the lazy please !

No action taken if someone isnt injured. That was the only one with cat in it. 😊

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Thank you ~)