In Britain it's preschool

YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

I'm telling mommy😭😭😭

NOOOOOO IM SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡

I WANA GO PARTY THEN

NO!!!! 😡😡😡😡

[insert first name here] started it

"No JiMmY sToLe My tOyS fIrSt"

he's lying, he stole mine first

PLOOPY HEAD😡😡😡😡

no you're the poopy head, poopy head

Miss He called me a name😭😭😭😭

no no no no no no I didn't mean to

Meanie!

no you're the meanie, poopy head

WEE WEE HEAD

shit head- oh no!

Hehehe. Children.

PO#P FACE !!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡

SHU# UP!!!!!!!!!!

how could you, I'm telling the teacher

NOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

can I go to the toilet?

No am going before you

No me first I bout to wee wee

NOOO AM TELLING 😡😡😡😡

MISS HE WONT LET ME GO POTTY

STOP!!!!! NOOB 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I WANT MY MOMMY TO SPANK YOU

My mom could beat up your mom 😡😡😡😡😡😡

HOW DARE YOU😭😡😡😭😡😭😡

YOUR MOM SO FAT SHE BRINED A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL 😡😡

WELL YOUR MOM SO FAT DORA CANT EXPLORE HER

YOUR MOM SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKED AT THE MIRROR IT BREAKED 😡😡😡

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE COULDA STOPPED THE PLANES HITTING THE TWIN TOWERS WITH HER STOMACH

HEY ROOD 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

I shit in the corner

Teacher He didn't go pottyyyyyyyyyyyy

Mom doesn't want me to drink the milk from under the sink

Ew You WEIRDO IM TELLING SARAH YOUR CRUSH

To late I already made love with her

EWWWWW🤮🤮🤮🤮

Without consent

IM TELLING MUM TO NOT INVITE YOU MY BIRTHDAY PARTY YOUR GROSS🤮🤮🤮🤮

IM SHITTING ON YOUR MOM LATER TODAY

WE'RE NOT FWEINDS ANYMORE

*kidnaps British guy to bathroom*

HAHA IM TOO FAT

*tries to swallow*

YOU FAILED AGAIN I POOP ON YOUR MOUTH FOR FUNNY HAHA

*successfully swallows*

*shits in body*

*f**king digests*

IMMA POO ON YOU

*tries to shove British guy in mouth*