Private Internal Screaming

Rizu: I HAVE A BAR OF SOAP AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

Data: BRING IT ON B*TCH I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH!!!

Rizu: then I shall use my ultimate weapon
LIQUID SOAPPPPP

Data: I'M F*CKING WATERPROOF

Rizu: ._. *starts chasing Data with a bottle of rose scented shampoo*

Data: I'M IMMUNE TO YOUR ATTA-

*Rizu smashes data's screen with the bottle*

Data: well sh*t.

*Rizu pours the shampoo all over the broken screen*
Rizu: hehehe

Data: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*What's left of her screen turns blue*

Rizu: that’s what’chu get for cursing iN MY PRESENCE

*collector walks in*

Collector: why are you all yelling- WHAT THE F-

rizu: *death glare*

Collector: ... fudge. I was definitely about to say fudge.

Rizu: you better…

*collector picks up data, making sure her screen faces down so the shampoo doesn't seep further in*

Collector: and remember, if you were anyone else I would've thrown you through a wall without hesitation. You're lucky hakai likes you.

Rizu: sorry… :<

Collector: the worst damage is probably just broken display circuits. Hopefully nothing with her AI.

Rizu: hopefully not…

Collector: hard to say.

was she still able to speak when her screen broke?

Rizu: yeah?

Collector: she better not be dead.

*Data falls over*

Collector: ... She better not be TOO dead.

Rizu: uhhh she can be repaired from shampoo getting squeezed into her broken screen right..?

Collector: it's ok, this is only the first time you've f*cked up like this.

(Yes collector purposefully said f*ck to aggravate her)

Rizu: *trying not to become angy*

Hakai: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE!

Lay: *munching on a bar of soap*