Oh, you thought Astra was chaotic? She's nothing compared to data.

Lol

I am able to time travel btw

Lay: I’m so ******* adorable I’d ****** ********* and **** **** ***

Data: ok, now you're going too far.

Lay: This is what you made.
****** ********* ********* **** ***** *****

Data: listen here you little sh*t. You wouldn't even know how to pronounce those words if it wasn't for me, so don't you f*ckin dare to use them against me. >:(

Lay: WAIT ***** ***** HELP ******** **** I ** ****** CANT ******** ******* *** STOP

*she plugs a cord into lay, then code starts flashing across her screen*

*Lay's lights turn off and data unplugs the cord*

Data: that'll work... Hopefully.

*Lay turns back on*

Data: did you enjoy your nap, potty mouth? I rebooted your systems.

Lay: Huh? Who are you?

Data: oh sh*t

Lay: HAHAHAHHAH I GOT YOU
HAHAHHAHA

*Rizu shoves a bar of soap in Lay’s mouth*
Rizu: no.

Lay: Om nomnomnomnomnomnom

*the bar of soap makes Lay’s mouth unable to move*

Lay: *starts flashing leds in Morse code and saying swears*

Rizu: do you want more soap potty mouth?

Lay: *nods*

*Rizu shoves more soap in Lay’s mouth, it’s clogs up Lay’s robot body more*

Lay: *happily eating soap*

*Lay is now unable to move and speak*

Lay: Omnomnomnomnomnomnomn

The post that started it all

Oh yea

LMAO SOAP

Evil shenanigans

*Rizu shoves a bar of soap in Lay’s mouth*
Rizu: no.

Lay: yummy

Rizu: it’s not food it’s a punishment for your potty mouth

Lay: but it's yummy

Rizu: do you even have taste buds!?

Lay: what are those?

Rizu: it’s something that organic organisms have, it’s likely on tongues

Lay: ... Whar?

Rizu: they’re the small bumps on human/Dryad/Inkla/Draconic/whatever tongues

Lay: what do they do?

Rizu: it’s in the name, they’re called Taste buds

Lay: huh??

Rizu: …they taste

Lay: what does taste mean?

Rizu: how do i explain this… “taste” is how I can tell if something is yummy or not

Lay: oh, then that's why the soap is yummy

Rizu: though I don’t know how you can even have taste buds, you are a ai/robot after all

I still think it's funny me and anon cat had the same idea lol

Lol yeah

Hakai: Why are you so f**king adorable Lay!?!

Rizu: don’t make me get the bar of soap

Hakai: *Hugs Rizu in apology*

*Rizu headpats Hakai*