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Although skarring is not the citadel's official sport, it is quite popular. It is quite common to see groups of teenagers playing the game in skate parks. There is even a large group that makes "official" outfits specifically designed for skarring, as you can see in the picture above.

The name comes from a combination of "skating" and "sparring", as it involves combat on roller skates.

As for the sport itself, it's rather simple.

Two teams find a skate park, and scatter non lethal weapons around it.

Most commonly you'll see two pads on each end of a handle, which make a good blunt weapon. Or you'll see a basketball. Nothing special, just a regular basketball. It's mainly used to knock opponents off balance at longer range

The only rules when it comes to weapons are that you can only carry one at a time, and that you can only attack other players using said weapons.

There are also many general safety rules which don't need much explanation.

The way you win is by eliminating every opponent, this is done by knocking them to the ground three times. After that, they're out.

As long as these rules are not broken, it's a free for all.
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Astra discovered this sport while walking around the citadel one day, she had just finished getting some things from the store (since it was her turn to get groceries) and saw some teenagers playing a peculiar sport

At first glance it seemed like they were just skating for fun, but then she saw that they were holding custom built weapons with padding on the ends, so it DEFINITELY wasn't regular skating.

Teen 1: have you ever done this before?

Astra: I've skated before but I haven't done whatever this is.

Teen 1: really? You haven't heard of skarring?

Astra: no?

Teen 1: it's REALLY fun, you should try it

Astra: ... I'll be back. I gotta drop these off back at home.

She points at the bag in her other hand

Teen 1: Responsibilities.

Astra: yep. -_-

She left through a portal, then came back about 5 minutes later

Teen 2: are you the girl from earlier?

Astra: yep!

Teen 2: great! Grab some skates and we can start teaching you
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Astra started off slow, but quickly started to get rather good at this unofficial sport, within a couple weeks she even got to join one of the larger teams, nicknamed "cool as ice" because of their blue uniforms.

(Also in the 20 years later AU skarring became the actual official sport of the citadel, even having professional teams and special alternate rule sets)
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Also gonna put the red team outfit here because why not. I haven't come up with a name for them yet.
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name the red team "hot sauce"
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The chili peppers
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spicy red things
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So basically pugil sticks x roller skates
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Whar
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Goober fell down while trying to play
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Astra: it's ok bud, you just need to wear a helmet.
(And maybe some other safety gear)
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Goober: ok..
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Blook: Ok"
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Thunderpug: "sounds fun. No complex rules, or puzzling over whoever a shot was legal or not. Just simple, effective VIOLENCE"
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Astra: yes, definitely, absolutely.
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Thunderpug: "are any wheel-based forms of transport allowed? Could you play on a skateboard or a unicycle?"
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Astra: anything bike-like isn't allowed, but I imagine you could use a skateboard. But if you're gonna try it in a real game you should talk to the head of your team first.
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Thunderpug: "Don't worry, a unicycle is VERY unlike a bike."

(Trust me, I can ride one irl)
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Astra: it's harder to balance on, and is more dangerous because of it. So it's not allowed for the same reason as bikes.
[deleted] M
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(Unicycles are really not dangerous. I've fallen off them countless times, and you always land on your feet.)
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(I doubt you'd land on your feet if you just got hit in the head by someone zooming by)
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(Good point)
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Lay: are flamethrowers allowed
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Astra: the goal is to knock other players off their feet. Not burn them alive.

So no, they are not allowed.
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Lay: What if I didn't use fire but air
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Astra: it might be allowed, but I don't think it'd be that effective.
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Lay: High force winds go!
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Astra: hold on.

*She puts her roller skates on*

Ok, try again
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Lay: Higher force winds go!!
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*she rolls backward a few feet*

Astra: huh, I guess you could use that to gain a bit of distance from your opponent
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Lay: *puts on roller skates*
Lets see the knock back though
*He flys backwards*
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Astra: (still laughing a little bit) at least you can gain a lot of speed with that!
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Lay: Wait a minute...
*he attaches the leaf blower to his back and starts zooming around*
WEEEEEEEEE
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Astra:
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Lay: It’s not funny /:<
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Astra: ok you're starting to push the limits of the rules but that looks really fun

*She morphs her hands into leaf blowers and starts zooming around too*
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now I wanna draw lay taped to some leaf blowers flying around
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