Aged rocker dismayed to find out the movement he had recently called "absurd" and a "fad" is one
he himself singlehandidly
started 59 years ago; Vincent Furnier, 75, had no
idea he had been renamed after a women and made up to look like Baby Jane.
"I was wondering why no one would hand me a mirror all these years," said Mr 'Alice Cooper,'
adding, "can someone hand me a jar of cold cream?"