:( like wtf

bro drank battery acid💀

Idk I drank ALOT of soda
My piss being fizzy shouldn't have been biologically possible anyway wtf
Also it filled the bathroom with a pepsi smell 💀💀💀💀

Yep. 😭

Pisspsi

Fizz piss?!

Yeah.

Gimme a sip

You got any?

nah dude

I got some cucumber juice tho /j

No

ok

Give pisspi

I don't have it❗❗❗

:(

I'm thirsty

Just carbonate some salt water
Just grab seltzer, warm it up to 98°F (human body temp) and add salt.
Boom.

What does that make

Not only that the restroom smelled like pepsi

k

Carbonated Piss

💀

how the hell have you made so many posts about your body being weird af

""An apple a day keeps the doctor away" That's what everybody says But salicylates turn on my fight or flight So I'm better off in bed With a body of norm, and the cells that you don Your average hemoglobin count The tetany overtakes me! I wanna be okay, but the odds I really doubt"