honestly, that would be a boring ass movie. Here's the plot
Russia loses war so they want to gain economy by selling its colonies. Russia is a stupid idiot dumdum so it only has one major colony, so they go to Liechtenstein and go "Yo bro wanna buy my territory" and they respond saying "nah too big and useless" so they go to America and say "Hey America buy my shit" and they respond with "Okay"
And you're telling me this would be a 150 mil movie?