Bro still owes jesus 5 dollars
Bro got a signed copy of the bible
Bro has hearing damage from rhe big bang

Guess a museum lost their mummy

entity class: undead

bro chose the necromancer trait

Bro pre ordered the bible

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Bro was in the garden with Adam and Eve

Bro hooked up with cleopatra

Bro made the three pillars of creation

Bro's first cruise was Noah's Ark

Golum’s fiancé

bro looks like an alien mummy

bro sat next to jesus in school