mcdonalds is going to make uranium shake

They already made it last month

Purple cancer

Caused by a purple taste bud named after facial expression

In fact, Grimace is actually supposed to be the embodiment of a milkshake. And being named "Grimace" implies that it tastes awful LOL. Who thought that would be a good idea?

Did bro get that from Facebook?

People still use Facebook?

Yo (and everyone else's) mama uses Facebook

I doubt it. Facebook is as good as dead

m-my mom uses facebook

your mom is doomed bro

I use Facebook, but only to save my game progress for games tbar support it.

pov grimace

what this will be? a mc'Donallds super thick cheesy atomic bomb?

Blud that's tsar bomba 💀

no its Mc'donallds nuke

hey look thats me

hey im there too, see?

Lmao

Fr

You want to know what makes an old cougar and Chernobyl the same? Everything was going smoothly until something bad happened so now we need to leave it alone.

that is so dark XD