POV: you see a robot dog cough up a live grenade, WDYD? (no romance, nothing too op)

*picks it up*
Huh.

*the grenade explodes*

*gets thrown back from the blast*

Thunderpug: "are you OK?"

Probably not.

Thunderpug: *drops him off at hospital*

Thanks.
*pets him*

I pull the pin and let him explode

*he throws the grenade at you while you run away*

i throw it back

*he throws it back and it explodes in the air and doesn't kill thunderpug or you*

he go boom and I walk away like nothing happened

Thunderpug: (weakly because he's kinda damaged) why... didn't... you.... help.. me?

Sy: "what do you mean dude you puked a grenade, that is not my queue."

Thunderpug: can't.. control.... it....

Sy: "what do you mean just don't attempt sucicide."

Thunderpug: "that.. wasn't.. suicide... it... was.... defect..

Sy: "sucicidal defect"

Thunderpug: "just... get me.... a... spanner...

Sy: " a what????"

Thunderpug: "its.. british... slang.... for.... wrench.... *sips tea weakly*

Sy: "I only have the deadly bioshock wrench."

Thunderpug: *dying robot noises*

Thunderpug: *stops dying momentarily*

*activates emergency power*

Thunderpug: "oh I forgot I charged my emergency reserves."

Thunderpug: "hmmm.. I did get some new weapons recently, and judging by that wrench you seem to be a good fighter.. fancy a brawl?"

Sy: "why?"

Thunderpug: *grabs it and fixes himself up*

Sy: "wat, but my wrench is used for killing, not fixing."

Thunderpug: 'I don't care, its still a wrench"

Sy: "no its battered and broken from smashing skulls."

Thunderpug: "oh ok"

*goes back to being broken*

Sy: "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Thunderpug: "idk, been a while since I've had a good fight, and I need the training anyway."

Thunderpug: "need... battery..."

(The wrench only half worked so he needs power to reboot)

Sy: "and i need a million dollars we don't always get what we want do we."

*teleports him away*

(Such pretty art!)

(Thanks)

Thunderpug: "thanks. I tend to throw up grenades sometimes. It's a defect."

(Nice art btw, who drew it?)

Be more careful next time
(AI)

(Wow, didn't think it was that advanced now)

(Yeah)

Haley: Oh god! Is there a lake nearby?!

(Nope)

Haley: Shit! *She picks up the robo dog and runs as far as she can*

Grenade: *explodes, safely out of range*

Thunderpug: "thanks for the help. I cough up grenades sometimes, its a defect."

Haley: Wow. Some defect, if you’re coughing up grenades

Thunderpug: "I might have been used as a mass produced weapon once, its built into my motherboard"

Haley: …For what purpose were you created as a mass produced weapon?

Thunderpug: "to fight in wars, duh. I don't know much else, to be honest."

Haley: Yeah ok that makes sense.