NON-STICK SURFACE
"WINNING"; COURTESY OF
91 INDICTMENTS, 2 IMPEACHMENTS
ZERO CONVICTIONS
ZERO INSURRECTIONS & ZERO REBELLIONS
NO ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW GOV'T,
THROW IN A PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER
CURRENT LEADING OPPOSITIONAL CANDIDATE; OOPS!
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