My dad told me this himself and I don't know exactly what to think about it

EXCUSE YOU

HELM NAW

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING THE RAT WAS ACTUALLY HITTING ON MY MOM

"Hey gurl, you wanna see my Chuck E. Cheese stick?" :skull:

That is the most cursed pickup line I have ever read
Thank you

*snrk!*

bro why are you commenting here

I bet they called security after that incident

I hope

BUT HEEEEEEY. That's JUST A THORY. A GAME THEORY!!!

i really don't think so.

He was all like "Psst girlie I'm not actually spring bonnie there's your future husband in here ;]]]]"

"And like a heck ton of dangerous spring locks but we don't talk about that-"

I feel like this would definitely be his pickup line
It sounds like it would fail horribly but the sheer charm of him trying won her over

He has charisma points, he doesn't have to try as hard

exactly! William in my head cannons is really charismatic and charming. he can be exactly what you want him to be so that he can earn your trust.

That's basically his canon personality

Technically, in the books Dave Miller was the opposite of that and they were implying that Dave was just William without a facade. My version of Will, is naturally charming. He has an air to him that says: "Yeah, I'm the best. So what?". He's just straight-up if deceptiveness was a person. He always seems like he has a perfect idea of what he's doing and that he is better than you and he knows it. Even when he's being an utter psycho, he still seems smart. Also, I gave him the Vanny mask but had him paint it like Spring Bonnie and that's what he wears to kill people.

That's what I said, lol? Besides the Vanny mask thing. Also, William literally said Dave was an "idiot night guard" and another one of his personas, making him deceptive still, so you're correct about William's personality!

thx, for that. I doubt myself about a lot when it comes to stuff like this and that it will start fights. I'd be willing to listen to some of your head cannons if you want. I like hearing other people's ideas and then comparing them to my own. :)

No problem! I like your style!

....YOUHAVENOIDEAHOWHAPPYTHISMAKESME,THANKYOUSOMUCH! XO

(I am very sorry :'))

(XO is a new face i invented not hugs and kisses)