I know it's a bad one, but please don't fret.

The Judge: She thought she could get away with abuse telecaster into jail.

The Judge: This court is in recess, we will pickup tomorrow.

After sentencing she was full of reGretsch

She tried to escape but the Marshall blocked her exit.

At least the justice system works, she got her day in Cort

And when she showed the judge her G-String, the judge just let her go.

Even after her husband’s face B-flat?

Her lawyer assured her there wasn’t a shred of evidence, but she really wailed on her husband, his face was all distorted.