They all simp for Dusty Crophopper

I LOVE YOU FR

huh

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do you even know what a f**king simp is?

Yes

then what is it?

Someone who loves someone else.

so then, by your logic:
I simp for my mom and she simps for me?

How am I saying that?

"someone who loves someone else"
if i love my mom, am i a simp for her?
no, im not. because you dont know what that word means, grandpa.

I know what it means
Simp is an internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship

Bro looked up the definition 💀💀
my man a pseudo-intellectual 😭🗿🗿

I knew what it meant, I went and copy-pasted that.
That's how they're treating Dusty.

He said he had a girlfriend and not a spouse.

mhm.
none of these cars or planes want to f**k him.
its a kids movie, they arents simps.

Also, it's for anyone.

Yes. but the target audience is CHILDREN.

Foxy when he makes his children watch Jaws (the kids are now scarred for life)

They called him Dustaroo
Like a a spouse would call their spouse.

so we cant have nicknames now without it being sexual?
it is a kids movie. they are not simping for it.
why cant you let kids have their movies???

Explain how that’s supposed to be sexual 🗿

Again, it sound similar to what a spouse would call their spouse.

*sounds

I CAN CALL MY SPOUSE "MADAM ASS CHEEK CLAPPER" IF I WANT TO
YOU CAN CALL THEM ANYTHING DUDE, A NICKNAME IS A NICKNAME, IT DOESNT IMPLY ROMANTIC FEELINGS>

How?

because its... a kids movie... made by disney... for kids...
and why did you want to know my age?

Do you have a spouse?

no

Just curious.

“I’m curious to know your age”
Ngl that’s something a pedo would say

You said you did.

it is hypothetical. i have a girlfriend, not a spouse.

How old are you?

15. why?

I don't think vehicles are gay for each other