That gnome wars stuff was hilarious.
The one-note "Free BM" thing was already done by someone else. In retrospect, at least he had the decency to quit once that went nowhere as he had nothing else to offer. Pt II with you was also surprisingly to no avail. Pt III promises the same. 4 months. No more BitishMormon to turn this stream into a ghost town.
I'd go for gnomes anytime, especially over that dead end.