It's funerals for me. I have an inability to cry and so when i'm forced to go to funerals the infected ass lesions i'm related to ignore the pain from their loss by getting mad at me for not caring enough to cry.
Those freaking babies crying and pooping, my stupid cousins trying to terrorize me, my uncles and aunts won't shut it, and my grandparents keep talking to me even though they know very well I can't speak Spanish (They're from Mexico).